In Subspace Radio #97, Robert Lloyd and I argue over which of us is most likely to quit the podcast first as the ship’s chronometer counts down to the start of “Off-Hour” (SNW). Afterward, we trace the career paths of each of the Enterprise’s Chief Medical Officers, with stops for “Encounter at Farpoint” (TNG), “Disaster” (TNG), “Unnatural Selection” (TNG), “Virtuoso” (VOY), and “Dear Doctor” (ENT).