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A $1000 iPod and 80 pounds of fat? Yes.
From last November’s Earth To America (and the bottom of my inbox—sorry Marty!), Will Ferrell does a hilarious send-up of George Bush.
The man himself reads his favourite Chuck Norris facts.
Free doughnuts are sure to please Melbourne sugar addicts. Meals seem like an endless series of birthday cakes right now, so I think I’ll abstain… this time.