Archive for the 'funny' Category

Spam Subject Line #85

Published on December 22, 2006 in funny, geekdom and snippets. 0 Comments

Actual spam subject line:

The problem is homemade robots usually malfunction, before turning on their creators and going on homicidal rampages.

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Blech

Published on November 30, 2006 in funny, personal and sick. 2 Comments

My sandwich had bugs in it today.

I ate most of it before I noticed.

Live bugs.

White ‘n Nerdy

Published on September 21, 2006 in funny and snippets. 0 Comments

It’s scary how much I relate to this. Wierd Al, how do you skirt the pit of lameness so closely but never fall in?

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Veritas Airlines

Published on September 20, 2006 in funny and snippets. 0 Comments

Off to Spain in just over a week. Wouldn’t mind flying on an airline like this.

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Presentation Disasters

Published on September 7, 2006 in funny, geekdom, personal and snippets. 0 Comments

I’m madly preparing presentations for two separate conferences at the end of the month (Web Directions and Fundamentos Web). These presentation disasters relieved the stress nicely.

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Coffee in Portland

Published on August 4, 2006 in Australia, funny and rants. 0 Comments

The difference between Australia and the United States can be concisely stated by citing the espresso menu at The Coffee People, Portland Airport, Oregon:

Espresso Drinks:

  • Mindsweeper™
  • Black Tiger Mocha
  • Slammahamma™

Idea for an Extreme Sport

Published on July 23, 2006 in funny and snippets. 0 Comments

Inflight Jenga.

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Truth is Sometimes Even Stranger than Monty Python

Published on June 26, 2006 in funny and snippets. 0 Comments

After legally parking her car to go to the hairdressers, Shirley Hatcher returned to find a disabled parking bay had been painted around it and she had been given a ticket. Python’s rampaging “Keep Left” signs come to mind.

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iDon’tChatGay

Published on June 18, 2006 in funny and personal. 0 Comments

I have received an alarming number of instant messages from bumpy, tanned men interested in “cam fun” over the past few days. What at first seemed like an increasingly improbable coincidence has at last been explained: someone has posted my AOL Instant Messenger screen name on a gay chat web site, iChatGay.com (NSFW).

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Kev Eats Vegemite

Published on May 19, 2006 in Australia, funny and personal. 1 Comment

Haven’t been listening to Lost Out Back? Check out our latest episode, in which I try Vegemite for the very first time. Can you guess if I liked it?

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